Hear ye, hear ye!
By Order of His Majesty, Markus Edgemus IX, King of All Media & Lord of All He Surveys
Welcome, peasants, to my Castle in the Cloud!
I, the Great and Noble King of All Media, am here to accept your praise and bestow upon you the munificent gift of my virtual royal presence online!
Soon thou shalt be able to subscribe to the Royal Podcast, the Edgington Post, pay thy taxes, or request the divine sounds ushered forth from His Majesty’s lungs and glottis in exchange for a fair amount of gold and/or silver.
Tryest thou not to trip on any stray pixels as my minions finish construction.
– King Mark